Modern Girls

Modern girls:
1980-love me but dont touch
1990-touch but dont kiss
2000-kiss but nothing else
2011-do anything but dont take video in
mobile :D

Ramzan Picture SMS Wishes

.'! ', This " , " ,'
is Allah's Shower
", '," of ,' , " ,
Blessings. May It Always Fall on U n Ur Family.
RAMADHAN MUBARAK ***

Ramadhan Mubarak Quotes

I make DUA that happiness be at ur door. May it knock early, stay late n leave a gift of ALLAH'S peace, love, joy n good health behind. Ramadhan Mubarak!

Eid Mubakar SMS Message

May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Ramzan English SMS Wishes

I am coming to your house
2 give you
all types of happiness,success joy
please
welcome me after a few minutes
you know I am yours.
Happy ramazan.

Ramzan Wishes

WisHiNg U
1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN ....
4 WeEks Of BaRKaT.....
30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS...
720 HourS Of GuIdAnCe....
43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN.......
HaPpY RaMzAn .....

Bill Gates

Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Banta: I Don't know...May be you are as smart as Bill Gates
Santa: No... He never comes to my house and I never go2 his!!

Auto driver

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted mirror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go and sit back. I will drive auto !!

Family problems

The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High..
Man Called A Family Meeting On Saturday To Discuss..
Dad- This Is Unacceptable. I Don't Use This Phone, I Only Use My Work Phone..
Mum.. Me Too. I Hardly Ever Use This Phone..
Son- I Use My Office Mobile I Never Use The Home Phone..
All Of Them Are Shocked N Together Look At The Maid Who's Patiently Listening To Them..
Maid- Wat? So V All Use Our Work Phones.. Not A Big Deal...! 

delayed flights

Certain flights are hit ,delayed
due to fog at the airports...across the world

later found out

it was RAJNIKANT smoking from chennai..
hahaha

Money lenders

TWO FRIENDS LAUGHING AT THE IGNORANCE OF THE MONEY-LENDER WHO DID NOT KNOW THE TOTAL DAYS OF FEBRUARY.
Shanu : hey Madhu...Yesterday the money-lender caught me and asked when I'd return his
money.
Madhu : Oh my God.....then what happened?
Shanu : I told him I'll return the money on February 30th and that dunderhead agreed to it and
went away.
Ha.......ha.......ha

New Car

3 possible reasons when a man opens a car door for wife: 1) The Car Is New. 2) The Wife Is New 3) (Most Important) She Is Not His Wife